(and don’t get me wrong, I’m not one to side with feminism, ever, but now I finally gave this a quick thought.)

Why would God, then, make human females have such inefficient bodies, what with the bloodshed of an unused egg every month and all? Why don’t guys lose all their unused sperm from all the un-had sex monthly through a hole in their scrotum or something? Couldn’t there be contrived a more efficient female human being that has no need to lose an egg externally? Why can’t we just.. poop it out once a month (and poop normally all other times) and without the blood?

Seriously.