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thefuckwouldisaywhatfor: “Sometimes things go wrong, and life seems pointless.” (Mark Booth, The Secret History of the World, ©2008 Overlook Press) “Without a word, she opened the glove compartment and pulled out a roll of cloth-backed tape.” (Haruki Murakami, The Second Bakery Attack) Damn, things are gonna get kinky in the backseat, huh.

thefuckwouldisaywhatfor:

“Sometimes things go wrong, and life seems pointless.”

(Mark Booth, The Secret History of the World, ©2008 Overlook Press)

“Without a word, she opened the glove compartment and pulled out a roll of cloth-backed tape.” (Haruki Murakami, The Second Bakery Attack)

Damn, things are gonna get kinky in the backseat, huh.

#liiiiife  
∞  January 09, 2012 at 06:05am
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  1. parawhore07 reblogged this from yongweitheposer and added:
    “He is eight years old.” JESUS CHRIST
  2. yongweitheposer reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “That might or might...be drug-related.”
  3. viikoz reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “don’t take it personal”
  4. gab3haz3 reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid and added:
    “Mistress”…disturbingly accurate >_>
  5. lemuralio reblogged this from partywithmyself and added:
    “I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.” Full of one-night stands, maybe?
  6. 0mnipotent-0ne reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid
  7. partywithmyself reblogged this from im-a-bad-kid and added:
    LOL Mine says: “There are no stories about them, but they are often seen on Greek vases.”
  8. im-a-bad-kid reblogged this from thisisbaileystumblr
  9. thisisbaileystumblr reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    second sentence is also hilarious.
  10. almightyjeri reblogged this from phemiec and added:
    “A golden halo of radiance around the recipient’s body” WAT
  11. fromthemiddleoftheocean reblogged this from cudeinyourpants and added:
    The shift in shade is no doubt an attempt to stay abreast of the capricious fashion trends of the Capitol.
  12. linguisticnativity reblogged this from athiefofspace and added:
    “Continuing the previous example, if three parts are selected at random, what is the probability that the first two are...
  13. sage-the-world reblogged this from koschei-the-deathless and added:
    “People seem to like whistles.” Ok
  14. bluemoonbutterfly reblogged this from thefuckwouldisaywhatfor and added:
    Seriously, it was a Math book...it says something about switching the bounds
  15. blackcannonball reblogged this from littlewaysaway and added:
    “It’s always Joan of Arc or Christopher Columbus or Billy the Kid.”
  16. xtremecatlady reblogged this from padfootwantsatummyrub and added:
    “So well intended,...yet so insulting,” Gal whispers in my ear. wow…..no comment
  17. animals-delight reblogged this from emmawei and added:
    This is from my math book: Tyrell is ordering cat food online. WELP
  18. emmawei reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    if you don’t help, the matter will get worse hmmmmmm
  19. cosmicparasite reblogged this from avatarsnowy and added:
    “These fluctuations periodically spit out elementary particle pairs, which exist for time intervals so short that we...
  20. spetharrific reblogged this from ardentsonata and added:
    “Suppose we agree to drop ‘Aristotle’ and use, say, ‘the teacher of Alexander,’ then it is a necessary truth that the...
  21. reefkichards reblogged this from thearchways and added:
    “Elizabeth (a little loftily): I have no—” LoLDSKFJHSDFKJ
  22. mast100 reblogged this from thearchways and added:
    ” in a group have a bigger, more attractive impact than three in a group” -gardening book
  23. thearchways reblogged this from pandamanic and added:
    “Halo weapons.” AHAHAHAHHAHAHSJDHFJBDHJFBHG
  24. dizylizy reblogged this from buying-lying-denying and added:
    “It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end.” ………thanks, Goblet of Fire. Thanks.